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baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

10 hours ago with 443,934 notes — via kianlawley, © autogynephile



gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

10 hours ago with 975,095 notes — via kianlawley, © gusmen



soft-communism:

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

folloш foя мoяе soft but still resemblant to hard like Siberian winter сoммцпisм

1 day ago with 231,696 notes — via rumregrets, © tadahsi
#THIS IS LIKE IN HISTORY #COMRADE GROUP FOREVER #I LOVE THOSE GUYS #THE WALSHEVIK COMRADES



i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
1 day ago with 196,022 notes — via dontgothinkingthatstheproblem, © oikwa



luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

1 day ago with 255,691 notes — via letsboldlygomotherfuckers, © luxvriously



killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

1 day ago with 121,747 notes — via cumber-bitches, © pawsinthepark.net



alltimeokay:

everything pete wentz tweets should be documented and taught to future generations. 

1 day ago with 6,786 notes — via aaronwarnerferrars, © alltimeokay



Song: She Looks So Perfect
Artist: 5 Seconds of Summer
Album: 5 Seconds of Summer
24 plays

parise:

She Looks So Perfect - 5 Seconds of Summer (2014)

You look so perfect standing there
In my American Apparel underwear
And I know now, that I’m so down
Your lipstick stain is a work of art
I got your name tattooed in an arrow heart
And I know now, that I’m so down

1 day ago with 42 notes — via parise
#music #what im listening to right now



BUT MOLLY LIKES JAMES. AND I SHIP MOLLY AND JAMES CAUSE THAT WINK KILLED ME AND WHO WOULDNT WANT TO BE WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING. BUT SMURF JUST BROKE MY HEART WITH THAT FACE. 

1 day ago
#its only the second episode #and the 'next week' but looked so painful #dont leave james #i dont normally watch shows as they come out #and this is why



improbablenormality:

themarginistoosmall:

the-selfie-of-dorian-gray:

alert:

alert:

WHAT DO U CALL A DOG THATS A MAGICIAN

A LABRACADABRADOR…

un magichien

#France wins this round

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1 day ago with 142,684 notes — via deductiveandroid, © alert



nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

1 day ago with 448,037 notes — via crystallized-teardrops, © nialllhoran



inspired by

1 day ago with 20,214 notes — via cayya



cayya:

part 2 of

1 day ago with 11,921 notes — via captain-johnhwatson, © cayya



Sherlock: Meet the Filmmakers Q&A at the Apple Store

1 day ago with 17,769 notes — via captain-johnhwatson, © rubyredwisp
#I was there #and #i cried



captain-johnhwatson:

JUST IMAGINE COMING HOME TO THIS FUCKER AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK

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AND BEING ABLE TO JUST SIT DOWN RIGHT THERE AND LEAN AGAINST HIS STUPID BODY AND WATCH A MOVIE WHILE HE SIPS ON HIS DRINK AND TRAILS HIS STUPID HAND THROUGH YOUR HAIR JUST IMAGINE IT OKAY

(x)

1 day ago with 39 notes — via captain-johnhwatson
#I nearly fainted